Bald Ivan (May 2003)
The five stages of anger when I tried to give Ivan a haircut and then had to take him to the groomer to fix what I had done:
Denial ("Who got shaved? Not Me!")
Anger ("I'm going to get you for this!")
Bargaining ("Aw, come on! They put hair back all the time!")
Depression ("I'm so depressed")
Acceptance ("What the hell. It'll grow back.")